By Dave Dunseath
Imagine workplace area is the best motion picture ever? Worship on the ft of Jon Stewart? are looking to learn a humor ebook that's truly humorous? goal Low is for you.
Funny, cynical, good written, snarky, name it what you want–but there are thousands of those who will determine with the message in target Low. writer Dave Dunseath says goal Low is should you have been invited to life's enormous dinner party and ended up operating on the drive–thru. a great gift publication and a first–rate humor publication, target Low additionally deals such pearls–okay, morsels–okay, crumbs of wisdom–as:
-Hope is a crutch. Crutches are just strong for purchasing issues: remarkable parking on the mall and sympathy dates with scorching chicks. differently, they are going to simply gradual you down.
-You can't be a failure in case you have no desire of winning.
-Whoever acknowledged not anything is straightforward hasn't ever attempted quitting.
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29 Teacher: Marty, why haven’t you returned your report card? Marty: Because you gave me two A’s. My parents are still showing it to all the relatives! Q: What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common? A: They were all born on holidays. 30 Johnny: Teacher, I ain’t got a pencil. Teacher: Johnny, I haven’t got a pencil. Johnny: That makes two of us. Bus Driver: Do you want to go to Fifth Street School? Little Girl: No. I have to. Q: What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train engineer?
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